A VOTERS' GUIDE TO REPUBLICANS

A few months ago I was talking with a black fellow I know and after a few of his comments, I remarked, "Now you're talking like a Democrat!  Are you really a Democrat?  Do you know the difference between Democrats and Republicans?"

Well, he insisted that he did know the difference and that yes, he was a Democrat.  I just laughed and said, "You need to go back to school!"

So, just in case some of you have forgotten what it means to be a Republican, here's a little reminder...